And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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