the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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