im drinking this country out of the recession.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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