I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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