Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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