don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
