the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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