i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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