Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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