We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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