Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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