But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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