You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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