Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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