So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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