At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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