omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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