If i come over, it means nothing
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
