I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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