babies were throwing up all over the place
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
A bitchslap is in order.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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