I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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