Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
be right there i have to get my cape
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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