sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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