stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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