This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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