we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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