I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Come share oat with me in your robe
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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