and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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