Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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