Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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