I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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