there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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