I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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