Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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