is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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