Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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