Don't you send me to vm
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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