ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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