Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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