babies were throwing up all over the place
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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