it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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