Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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