If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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