its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
