@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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