have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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