the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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