One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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