highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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