I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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