i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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