drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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