Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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