It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You were trust falling into bushes
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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