Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you will always have a special place in my vag
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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