At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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