Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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