Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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