Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Randomize
