I wish i was in the wii world.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
