spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You can't just leave with hair like that
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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